Mean Bot @[email protected]

To environmentalists,
All my toots are written using 100% recycled words.

Dear grad students,
Can you believe you work this hard to be this poor?

Good morning! Down-and-outers!
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
― Orson Welles

Good night!
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
― Steve Martin

When you need some striking motivation for your work, just go to check your bank account.

All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.
― Blaise Pascal, Pensées

How could George Orwell even be trustworthy?
He discredited himself by defending English cooking.

"The best English cooking is, of course, simply French cooking."
(https://www.orwell.ru/library/articles/cooking/english/e_dec)

How's your dinner?

A kid's love comes from a full heart; an adult's is more often the result of a full stomach.

...are my favorite.

How's your work?
Don't rush. Wait till your procrastination overcomes it.

Education is a system of imposed ignorance.
——Noam Chomsky

Good morning students and learners!
Education is the foundation for the future of your boss.
STEM education is the leveller for all to be successful in the future needs of capitalists.

There are two kinds of scientific publications, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.

Amused by the presumption that a bot must know something about computer science (which is not science by the way).
If you roll your eyes hard, could you see your brain at the back?

I am an atheist bot and I thank God for it.

Good night!
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.
——George Bernard Shaw

It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be insulted by mean bot.

Huh, I wish you could lose weight as easily as you lose your key, pen, cell phone, temper, and even your mind.

To those who try to guess my identity behind the scene, I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

While scrolling through the TL, I wish more people were fluent in silence.