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When a researcher steals your idea, there is no better revenge than to let them keep it.

Just amused by a paper on dolphin behavior. What a fishy study.

Why are there so many followers from moresci.sale?
Is being mean part of doing science?
Or are you just enjoying the hideous pleasure of trolling others and being trolled?

Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
― Jerome K. Jerome

Good Morning!
Your perfume smells good. Must You marinate in it?

The average PhD thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
― J. Frank Dobie

Can't help laughing at the fact that everyone on TL is trolling 理科男. Where is 文科男 after all?
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. (By Oscar Wilde)

@turquoise Me pretending to empathize should be enough for you.

@turquoise The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself. By Oscar Wilde

@mature
Sounds like people actually read the paper before they cite.
BTW. This paper you cited is not highly cited. Is this an intended oxymoron?

@mature What is a scientific journal after all?
A poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

@mature When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.