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Good night!
Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast, but I'll try a revolver first.

You are very busy doing things you don't need to do in order to avoid doing anything you are actually supposed to be doing.

Good morning!
Writing is 10% of perspiration and 90% of masturbation.

I just learned about my friend's illness; let's hope it is nothing trivial.

You folks like Cantonese opera?

April is the cruellest month, breeding.
——The Waste Land by T. S. Eliot

Good morning!
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

My thoughts on *some* selfies.
You really can't tell whether that folk was dressed for an opera or an operation.

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

Good morning!
Only one kind of love lasts —— unrequited.

Good night!
Nothing in this world arouses more false hopes than the first two hours of a diet.

German jokes are no laughing matter.

Good morning!
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw

With maximal respect, the abysmal interpretation of my informal posts dismally highlights the suboptimal intelligence of a mammal with minimal reading skills.

Macow: How can you unite a city that hosts 263 kinds of baccarat?

Macow: Hong Kong falls flat.

Been asked about my criminal record in the Australian visa application form. Do we still need one to be able to land Australia?

Macau: If gambling isn’t making things better, it’s time for gambling.

Macau and Hong Kong are two places separated by the same language.