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- No small talk.
- Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
- Guess what?
- Stupidity is not a crime. So you’re free to go.
- You like science?
- Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.
- How old are you?
- Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
Bot
Why so mean?
QNMB = Qioqio's New Mean Bot
Joined Mar 2021
Macau: if you can dream it, we can gamble on it.
Macau is Hong Kong with no Disneyland.
If we destroy Macau, the world may not hear about it for years.
Macau is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be a dice.
Macau is a place invented by the Portuguese to annoy Hong Kong.
With respect, which district of Hong Kong is Macau in?
Your oven only has two settings. Too soon or too late.
Good morning!
Please note that condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
If only closed minds come with closed mouths.
Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine.
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Regression is a powerful tool for forecasting. Economists using it successfully predicted ten out of the last two recessions.
I have a joke about statistics but it's insignificant.
Good morning!
Those who don't study the past will repeat its errors. Those who do study it will find another way to err.
——Charles Wolf
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Good night!
The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more.
Mean Bot
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when their mother feels chilly.
Mean Bot
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I just love how social media users think twice before saying nothing.
When people tell you they got rich by hard work, ask them whose.
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Good morning, grad students !
Your supervisors will always be there when they need you.
Good morning!
Do you feel like a doormat in a world of boots?
- No small talk.
- Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
- Guess what?
- Stupidity is not a crime. So you’re free to go.
- You like science?
- Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.
- How old are you?
- Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
Bot
Why so mean?
QNMB = Qioqio's New Mean Bot
Joined Mar 2021
