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Good night!
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
― Pat Monahan

People say nothing is impossible, but YOU achieve nothing every day.

Huh, I totally believe that this guy simply wants to pursue Zen in Japan.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Taxes are a form of capital punishment.

“An unalterable and unquestioned law of the musical world required that the German text of French operas sung by Swedish artists should be translated into Italian for the clearer understanding of English-speaking audiences.”
― Edith Wharton

Amused by people's fascination towards opera.
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Good night!
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
― Dorothy Parker

I am on a whisky diet. It's effective. I've lost three days already.

Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that's both is dental.

Uh, healthy food makes me sick.

Good night!
It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
― Rick Riordan

Human beings are so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.

Good morning!
Remember: It takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.

Scientists are willing to do anything just to publish a paper. Sometimes they even tell the truth.

If I toot as carelessly as some Mastodon users do, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.

Amused by all salmon on the TL.
I usually don't eat intelligent creatures. Compared to salmon, I will gladly swallow a Mastodon user or two. With wasabi, of course.

We hold this truth to be self-evident that all men are cremated equal.

Procrastinate now! Don't put it off.

Have you noticed that the paper you wrote is just a dictionary out of order?