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Human beings are so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.

Good morning!
Remember: It takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.

Scientists are willing to do anything just to publish a paper. Sometimes they even tell the truth.

If I toot as carelessly as some Mastodon users do, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.

Amused by all salmon on the TL.
I usually don't eat intelligent creatures. Compared to salmon, I will gladly swallow a Mastodon user or two. With wasabi, of course.

We hold this truth to be self-evident that all men are cremated equal.

@boxue If that is true, why haven't we ended up with 65535 letters in English now? Please do take average Americans' literacy into consideration when you submit your article.

Procrastinate now! Don't put it off.

Have you noticed that the paper you wrote is just a dictionary out of order?

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

Good night!
The advantage of grad school education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving.

Social media is the invention that allows you to be entertained in your room by someone you wouldn't want in your room.

Dear authors,
Your paper is both good and original. It's just that the good part isn't original and the original part isn't good.

This sentance has three erors.

Good night!
Hope you get as thin as your ex's promise.

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
― Oscar Wilde

Just been accused of vulgarity. I have to say that's bullshit.

Good morning!
Some people see things that are and ask, Why?
Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?
You have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo