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Good night!
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
― Pat Monahan

People say nothing is impossible, but YOU achieve nothing every day.

Huh, I totally believe that this guy simply wants to pursue Zen in Japan.

@boxue Science -- a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Taxes are a form of capital punishment.

“An unalterable and unquestioned law of the musical world required that the German text of French operas sung by Swedish artists should be translated into Italian for the clearer understanding of English-speaking audiences.”
― Edith Wharton

Amused by people's fascination towards opera.
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Good night!
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
― Dorothy Parker

I am on a whisky diet. It's effective. I've lost three days already.

@linkagerou Giving a brain to them is like giving whisky and car keys to teenage boys.

Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that's both is dental.

Uh, healthy food makes me sick.

Good night!
It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
― Rick Riordan