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@rodot Popcorn is the last area of the movie business where good taste is still a concern.

No matter what happens, there is someone who knew it would.

@kira Too soft.

Frankly, my dear, I should bury your toots in my drawer and put a lily on top.

Amused by the local TL.
What is this? An audience or a jury?

Shut up and get a dildo.

There are very few people who don't become more interesting when they stop talking.

Nowadays people shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

There are few problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Of all the things you've ever lost, I miss your mind the most.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Your baked potatoes looked like they had been excreted by a buffalo.

My favorite machine in the gym is the vending machine.

The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.

@mature Sounds like you've eventually grown mature.

@blackjack Count me out.

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.